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The Great Rice Rumble: Basmati vs The Rest
Announcer’s Voice:“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT! Live from the steel cooking pot arena! In the white corner, weighing almost nothing but acting like royalty… the so-called ‘King of Aroma’… give it up for BAS-MAAA-TIIII!” Trumpets play, Basmati enters, leaving a trail of fragrance. He bows to the crowd dramatically. Announcer:“And in the Read more
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Meena, The Dabba Collector
Meena had no hobbies like gardening, knitting, or reading novels. Her true love was collecting dabbas. If an ice cream tub entered the house, it never left. If a biscuit tin came, it stayed forever. Even chutney packets from hotels were carefully washed, dried, and stored in a dabba of their own. Her husband, Rakesh, Read more
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You’re on Mute… and So is Your Conscience”
—The Zoom Chronicles of Manish, the Master Multitasker The Legend of Manish In Team Delta, there was a Zoom ninja – Manish.• He never turned on his video – not even when HR insisted on a camera-on culture.• He nodded at exactly the right moments.• He threw in phrases like “leverage ecosystem” and “synergise the Read more
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The DOG that BLOGGED
Pommy wasn’t always this…burdened. There was a glorious time, a year ago, when life was sheer, unadulterated bliss. Jackie, her human, was a goddess of treats, belly rubs, and sunbeam-napping allowances. Every scratch behind the ears felt like a blessing, every new squeaky toy a miracle. Pommy, a fluffy Pomeranian with a perpetually surprised expression, Read more
