By Rajesh Muthuraj | A Talesmith Original
Every kitchen has its fallen hero.
The gas hisses. The tawa gleams. The batter waits, innocent and confident, like a student ready for the exam it will definitely fail.
You swirl the ladle with all the grace of a master chef on a cooking show. For a moment, everything feels cinematic, the sizzling sound, the aroma, the promise.
Then you try to spread it.
And that’s when it happens.
The batter clings to the pan. It tears, bubbles, rebels, transforming into a tragic modern art piece. You try flipping it, coaxing it, threatening it. But no, the first dosa has already decided its outcome.
It’s not food. It’s sacrifice.
The First Dosa is not meant to be eaten; it’s meant to teach.
It teaches patience, humility, and how to hide failure by folding it creatively before guests walk in.
Even the grandmothers, who can make a dosa so thin you could read a newspaper through it, respect this ritual.
They’ll calmly say, “The first one never comes right,” as if they just witnessed nature at work. Then they rub the tawa with half an onion dipped in oil, like saying, “Forgive me, O Dosa, I have sinned.”
By the time the second dosa hits the pan, everything changes.
The tawa hums in approval, the batter glides like silk, and suddenly you’re a star chef in your own kitchen.
And as that perfect golden circle slides off the pan, you glance at the first one, torn, half-burnt, shaped like Australia, and whisper,
“You walked so others could crisp.”
The Sizzling Moral
The first dosa is not a failure — it’s a pioneer.
It boldly sticks where no dosa has stuck before.
Every tawa needs one burnt offering before it agrees to cooperate. Think of it as the universe’s way of saying, “Calm down, MasterChef, you’re still mortal.”
It’s like life:
- Your first job? Undercooked.
- Your first love? Overheated.
- Your first dosa? Both.
But that’s how greatness begins, with smoke, doubt, and a spatula full of regret.
Because after that first tragic attempt, you learn the secret rhythm: the right heat, the right spread, the right moment to flip. And suddenly, you’re not making dosas, you’re creating wonders.
So, when your first dosa tears, don’t curse. Smile.
It’s not a mistake; it’s a training for your future golden crisps.
In every success story, there’s a first dosa lying quietly in the dustbin, whispering:
“I died so your breakfast could live.”
Some stories rise perfectly on the first try.
Most don’t, and that’s what makes them worth telling.
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